a Imaginary Dad
Imaginary Dad

slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

Okay, so you’re probably going, “Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?” But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.

"Anaconda" shifts the common narrative of a man conquering female bodies to Minaj’s own stories of sexcapades without apologies. Towards the end, the only man in the video appears: Drake, seated in the middle of an empty room with roaming spotlights and Minaj treating him to a lap dance. In the final seconds, he reaches to touch Minaj’s ass after she had been flaunting it in his face, and she immediately swats his hand and struts away. Her body belongs to her, and she can twerk it and work it however she pleases, and she doesn’t owe anything to anyone.

This image represents all of Deidara’s potential. He can make out with himself. What else can he do? He could also give himself love bites with these mouths. He could suck his own dick. He could eat his own ass. He could suck his own dick and eat his own ass at the same time. He could make out with 4 people at once (if you count the mouth on his chest). He could suck 4 dicks at once. He could eat 4 asses at once. I believe Deidara has the most potential out of all the Akatsuki and arguably, everyone in the series.

This image represents all of Deidara’s potential. He can make out with himself. What else can he do? He could also give himself love bites with these mouths. He could suck his own dick. He could eat his own ass. He could suck his own dick and eat his own ass at the same time. He could make out with 4 people at once (if you count the mouth on his chest). He could suck 4 dicks at once. He could eat 4 asses at once. I believe Deidara has the most potential out of all the Akatsuki and arguably, everyone in the series.

maryjblige:

ROUND 2!!!

1ddaily-updates:

Harry in Who We Are.

anal-beats:

Please

anal-beats:

Please

Nicki Minaj - Monster Verse
381 670 lectures

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

henzolin:

I’ve made this design available to purchase as a T-shirt, and prints!
http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/Henzypoo/

henzolin:

I’ve made this design available to purchase as a T-shirt, and prints!

http://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/Henzypoo/